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Stupid Penn (The Crazy Jew from MA)
Pic of Penn: Quotes: "I know you drink calcium because I just felt your bone."-Penn "I love to have diarrhea because it feels so good when it comes out of your ass."-Penn "I just threw my penis at you!"-Penn "Look! It says 'We do cocaine in the movies!' AHAHAHAHA!"-Penn "I tried to blow it, but it was to heavy."-Penn "This is an auditory poke. Poke. Haha."-Penn "DAH! Your shoe's untied!"-Penn "Damn, Barney is sexy."-Penn "It's so stupid, I put seventy *burp* four and she still marked me off."-Penn "Close your legs and open your eyes."-Penn Stories: "Ok, in Rappaport's class, we were doing stuff on the calculator, and she said 'See how cool your calculator is? When you press thie button it says ERROR ERROR ERROR" "Rappaport was teaching imaginary numbers and said, 'See? Now you can take the square root of negative numbers!', and I said 'YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!'. Then she said 'Yeah, it is kinda cool, isn't it? Now watch me take the square root of -16!'" "So I have 2 imaginary friends, Mildred and Gertrude. They are lesbians, but they are starting to not like each other because Mildred only speaks German and Gertrude only speaks English and French. Mildred got mad at Gertrude and forced a strawberry down her throat even though she knew Gertrude was alergic to strawberries. So Gertrude got very sick and went to the imaginary hospital. I bought a get well balloon for her and now she is all better. Mildred was executed by a gullitine though. But before that, Gertrude ripped out Mildred's eye lids just to get even with her and she died. She got reincarnated as a sloth but got stepped on by an eskimo. Then she reincarnated as a monkey and now lives in the San Diego Zoo." "Once I was a the supermarket and there was only one box of Cherrios. This woman took it, so I followed her around. When she got to the check out line and wasn't looking, I took the box of Cherrios and ran away." Nicknames: Jenny, Penny, Penn, Jew, [removed] |